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La care m-am ras ieri. Call back la "i would like to buy a hamburger" , niste incorectitudine politica vizavi de sexul slab (asta e tot o incorectitudine politica, n'est pas? ) si parodia deductiilor intr-un duel international.Plus coaja de banana. Stiu, stiu, unora li se pare expirata, dar aici vine la fix.

Ieri dupa-amiaza, cand am ridicat ochii din ecranul laptop-ului in ecranul televizorului, m-a busit rasul la vederea variantei autohtone a lui Bane. Daca Gotham-ul avea nevoie de un bad-ass-sparge-oase, avea nevoie si capitala noastra spalata de Dambovita de o pitipoanca cu nasul frant prin operatii estetice si cu ceva premonitii de sex in grup.

... Fine Day. ... and a Half Men. ... Kings. ... Brothers. ...-Year Engagement. ... Feet Under. ... Psychopaths. ... Below. ... Months. ... Things I Hate About You.

... Hour Photo. ... for the Money. ... to Tango. ... Weddings and a Funeral. ... Children and It. ... Bullets. ... Samurai. ... Legged Freaks. ... to Five. ... Items or Less.

O eroare "de sistem" de pe cinemagia ne anunta ca pentru Pozitia copilului putem cumpara bilete la o vizionare dublata. Dublata in ce?    

Continuarea-parodie a celor de la College Humor... loooooooooooool. Originalul Paperman  il gasiti aici.

Via Jeff Victor. 1983 Valley Girl 1987 Raising Arizona 1987 Moonstruck 1995 Leaving Las Vegas 1997 Con Air 2005 National Treasure 2006 The Wicker Man 2007 Ghost Rider 2010 Kick Ass 2010 The Sorcerer's Apprentice Alte roluri animate: Gary Oldman , Jim Carrey , Charlize Theron , Johnny Depp , Tom Hanks , Natalie Portman . 

Via Jeff Victor. 1986 Sid and Nancy 1992 Dracula 1994 ??? 1997 The Fifth Element 2001 Hannibal 2003 Tiptoes 2004 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban 2005 Batman Begins Alte roluri animate pentru: Charlize Theron,   Tom Hanks , Natalie Portman , Johnny Depp .

Via Jeff Victor. 1956 The Killing 1960 Spartacus 1962 Lolita 1964  Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb 1968 2001: A Space Odyssey 1971  A Clockwork Orange 1980 The Shining 1987 Full Metal Jacket 1999 Eyes Wide Shut Gasiti aici filmele lui Guillermo del Toro animate. 

Via Jeff Victor. 1997 Mimic 2001 The Devil's Backbone 2004 Hellboy 2006 Pan's Labyrinth 2013 Pacific Rim (coming soon)

Coperta 4 din editia 23-29 ianuarie 2013.      

Via Jeff Victor. 1990 ? are cineva vreo idee? 1994 Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 1994 The Mask 1994 Dumb & Dumber 1995 Batman Forever 1996 The Cable Guy 2000 How the Grinch Stole Christmas 2004 Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 2009 A Christmas Carol Gasiti aici rolurile animate ale lui Tom Hanks , Natalie Portman , Johnny Depp si Charlize Theron .

Sau Django Unchained vs. Les Miserables. LMAO. The Sad Off with Samuel L. Jackson and Anne Hathaway from Samuel L Jackson

Exista un site amuzant, ii zice movie-a-minute . Ideea a fost ca sunt multe filme pe lume si ele trebuie rezumate. Scurt si funny. Esantion reprezentativ format dintr-un blockbuster action, un action devenit cult, un sirop si un old gold. Die Hard (1988) Alan Rickman Har har har. Bruce Willis Grunt sigh moan grunt holler yell sigh wince groan cringe grunt. A chair BLOWS UP. Then the elevator BLOWS UP. Then a room BLOWS UP. Then the building BLOWS UP. Then the entire universe BLOWS UP. But the badguy STILL ISN'T DEAD YET. Then the badguy dies. THE END Desperado(1995) Antonio Banderas They killed my woman and jacked up my hand. I will kill them for that. He meets Salma Hayek, and she is HOT. He kills people, and it is COOL. Antonio Banderas No more killing. Unless there is a sequel. THE END The Story of Us (1999) Michelle Pfeiffer I hate you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bruce Willis I hate you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Michelle Pfeif...