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Exista un site amuzant, ii zice movie-a-minute . Ideea a fost ca sunt multe filme pe lume si ele trebuie rezumate. Scurt si funny. Esantion reprezentativ format dintr-un blockbuster action, un action devenit cult, un sirop si un old gold. Die Hard (1988) Alan Rickman Har har har. Bruce Willis Grunt sigh moan grunt holler yell sigh wince groan cringe grunt. A chair BLOWS UP. Then the elevator BLOWS UP. Then a room BLOWS UP. Then the building BLOWS UP. Then the entire universe BLOWS UP. But the badguy STILL ISN'T DEAD YET. Then the badguy dies. THE END Desperado(1995) Antonio Banderas They killed my woman and jacked up my hand. I will kill them for that. He meets Salma Hayek, and she is HOT. He kills people, and it is COOL. Antonio Banderas No more killing. Unless there is a sequel. THE END The Story of Us (1999) Michelle Pfeiffer I hate you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bruce Willis I hate you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Michelle Pfeif...